I want to……
- Raze all the Sify outlets everywhere in this country.
- Fashion an umbrella big enough to envelope the whole of Bombay (including the ill fated suburbs)
- Wear an astronaut silver jump suit to work.
- Ransack all Landmark, Crossword, Oxford outlets in this country.
- Send all our ministers back to school.
- Kill all the canines in this world, except pugs.
- Personally hunt down all the lizards on this earth and deep fry them in oil. Live!
- Set the BMC office ablaze (they are no use, then why waste space?)
- Ban news channels from airing “NEWS”.
- Make it mandatory for every child who is above the age of 6 to watch South Park everyday.